Friday, January 29, 2016

Five on Friday

Here's what I'm loving this week... and I'm apparently a Huffington Post junkie.

{ONE}

Fighting ISIS on HBO

I heard about this Documentary series on Morning Joe yesterday and I can't wait to watch it.




{TWO}

Confessions of a Stay at Home Mom

I saw this on Facebook this past week and laughed out loud. To all my Stay at Home Mom friends - this one's for you.

"Whenever I don't have a pile of laundry, I do teach them French and help them draw Rembrandt replicas with crayons. That hasn't happened yet, but I'm projecting by the time they're in their 30s I'll have reached the bottom of the basket. Pretty excited to get started."

Read the rest here.


{THREE}
So yesterday the Dax Shepard - Kristen Bell Africa music video was trending, 




and somehow that video (which is amazing) led me to this, which I think I love more.
Kristen Bell and her Sloth Meltdown



{FOUR}

Pumpkin the Raccoon.

Looking for someone new to follow on IG? Trot on over to Pumpkin's IG. It's incredibly adorable.


{FIVE}

THE SNOW IS GONE!

Sure, that's not really news. But to me, it's thrilling. #bringbackspring

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Newsday Tuesday: Tina Fey is back, and it feels so good.

This past Saturday Tiny Fey reprised her role as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. When I first watched the skit, I thought the speech Tina gave was hokey...then I saw the original footage of the speech. Turns out, Sarah Palin gave the hokey speech and Tina was just repeating it. Am I shocked? Shouldn't be.

Also apparently Sarah Palin's hideous jacket has sold out. It's a close tie as to which offends me more, the coat or her rhetoric.



Here's the original speech:



Friday, January 22, 2016

Five on Friday Snow Day


I'm taking a snow day today...enjoy your weekend and stay warm! 

Enjoy this little snow-Adele Parody (if you still have power....)


Friday, January 15, 2016

Oh Joy!

I am apparently way behind on this one...but have you seen the blog "Oh Joy!"? It's amazing. Joy, is amazing. Her home, once featured in Better Homes and Garden is full of bright color, modern touches, and really embodies her personality. It just so happens that Joy is now collaborating with Target, and selling THE MOST adorable baby nursery items.

First, let's talk about Joy and her adorable house. To see the Better Homes and Garden spread click HERE.

My favorite pictures:

I want those chests SO bad - but she got them on Craigslist. Someone needs to make these. (I'm looking at you, Target).


I really want those lamps.


Kids and style. Can they really coexist?

 “Before I had Ruby, parents told me I’d have to put foam corners on everything and get rid of anything decorative,” says Joy, who became a mom in October 2011. “Sure, some changes need to be made for safety, but I don’t think having a baby means I need to lose my style or the rooms I love.”


Love it? Good, now, let's talk Target.


Cute, huh? #boughtit



For the most part her stuff is girly, but I purchased the crib sheet and I am going to try to make it work for my boy nursery!



To purchase any of this adorable Oh Joy collaboration go to your local Target (or buy online!)

To see Joy's blog click here!



Five on Friday

{ONE}


Nursery Shelving

Last week I posted about a shelving unit I was considering for my son's nursery. In true Mallory fashion, I've completely changed my mind and ordered something else this week. I found this on Wayfair and I can't wait for my husband to put it together! It reminded me of some of the PB kids shelves, but much cheaper (let's hope it doesn't look cheap...)

Both of these shelves are at Pottery Barn Kids for somewhere around $250-$300


The one that I bought, looks kind of like those two (above) shelves had a baby, and put it on sale.



{TWO}


Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer at the Golden Globes. 

I really am NOT a fan of Amy Schumer, she's so crude. BUT, she was pretty funny in this clip.



Hey, Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer. Do you two need a third wheel?
Posted by The Huffington Post on Sunday, January 10, 2016

{THREE}


My current feelings on this election:

Except, can we add Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz to this sign? #scaredof2017

{FOUR}


Moving to a new car seat.

It's official, we are stsarting to phase the infant car seat out. (the first question my husband asked when he saw the new carseat was, "How are we supposed to carry him around in that?!)

The days of being able to lug him around and sit him on the floor of whatever store or restaurant we were in are over. However, how that he's broken the 20 lb mark, those days were becoming quite a struggle.

We went with the Chicco NextFit - this was ranked as the #1 car seat by Consumer Reports this past summer. We love our Chicco Keyfit 30, so it was natural to stay with the brand.


(20% off coupons at BuyBuy Baby works on these!)

{FIVE}


We've got a mover on our hands.

My little boy is not quite crawling, but is somehow able to move all over the place these days. I've seen a step or two on all fours, but he isn't full blown yet. I'm preparing myself for the moment he starts opening up all of our built in cabinets and emptying them. But it will be ok...we'll spend a few months of mayhem teaching him not to empty every cabinet that he can open, and then hopefully the novelty will wear off. I'll let you know how that works out. :)

Happy Weekend!



Tuesday, January 12, 2016

I'm extremely cold.

The party is over. Winter is here. So much for getting a Florida winter this year...at least I got a warm Christmas! I learned a few things after leaving South Florida. First, 40 is prohibitively cold. As in, there are 4 papers on my front lawn because I'm too cold to go outside in the morning and get them (and they are too close to the invisible fence for the dog to get them). My solution? Apparently a shopping spree.

For those of you who are currently struggling like me, here is what I suggest:


1. Buy a parka. Full length is best, but I decided over kill for SC. So I went with knee length.


I got this bad boy during the black Friday shopping madness 40% off..So now it's almost back up to full price. But $278 is a small price to pay when you're facing losing fingers to frostbite (Ok, I exaggerate, but that's what it feels like.)




2. Stock up on warm sweaters

This sweater is $50 off, with an additiona 40% off right now...RUN. It's warm, its cute, and it's sequined. What's not to love?



3.  Start collecting sweats. 
Sure, this *sounds* like it will ruin your marriage. And, if you buy the Hanes ones from Costco, it might. But if you'd like to stay warm and cozy and not risk looking like Sue Sylvester - I'd recommend any fleece lounge wear item from Victoria's Secret.  And, right now the VS Semi Annual Sale is going on...so hurry!

Here are some of my favorites:

Hooded Tunic - I think this runs true to size, and if you want it slightly over sized order up. I'm always a small in VS, and I ordered this in a small. (I also have one in xs, and it fits too...just snug).

VS Bootcut Fleece Pants - These are more form fitting and narrow in the leg. I always order down in their pants - I wear an XS in these and they fit perfectly. However, they are not terribly long. They are perfect for me, but I have short legs. also they will probably shrink up some, so you may want to order a tall.

VS Boyfriend Fleece Pant - Order these if you like a wide leg loose fitting sweats. I don't they like these as much as the boot cut, but they are still warm and comfy!











Friday, January 8, 2016

Five on Friday

 {ONE}
Victoria's Secret gave away pants yesterday.

With the purchase of a sports bra (starting at $34) Victoria's Secret was giving away free Knockout Pants. These are my favorite pants. This might have been the best sale. Ever.




{TWO}
New Trailer for Fuller House on Netflix


I'm so excited!



{THREE}
This insanely awkward moment on American Idol 

(the awkward moment when you blame your husband for your not getting through to Hollywood... see 6:30 on video)




{FOUR}
Kiehl's Skincare gift set 


I saw this set at Christmas - but my husband said it wasn't 'appropriate for a husband to buy his wife wrinkle cream for Christmas'. While he's probably right, I still really wanted it -- so after Christmas, I bought it for myself. It arrived this week and I'm anxious to try it. I've always wanted to be one of those people that took special care of her skin, but I must admit I've always been lucky to remember to wash my face at night. I'm finally entering the age where this no longer is cutting it. SO, I'll be trying out Kiehl's eye and wrinkle creams and will report back the results!

{FIVE}
Weekend in Charlotte


This weekend we are going to Charlotte for my nephew's first birthday party! I'm excited to visit with everyone, and I can't wait for Rivers to open our gift to him -- pretty appropriate for his construction themed party. :)








Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Copy Cat Design

I know you all think I'm a total slacker when it comes to home decor progress blog posts. But really, I just take that long to get it all done. I keep seeing everyone's posts as they move from room to room and I'm in awe, really. Since moving into our new house in July, I've managed to paint and hang 4 pictures in Beckett's nursery. It doesn't mean I'm not working, it's just slow and steady. But I promise, it's happening.

Lately I've been looking for a piece of furniture to store toys and general junk in Beckett's room. I came across this cubby unit -- which I love. It's from Restoration Hardware, so of course,  I love it. It also costs $299. Of course it does. So, I could probably just spring for the shelves and be done with it. But, what's the fun in that? 




I've been scouring the internet to find something like this, which a fraction of the cost. So far I haven't found much, which is probably why RH can charge so much. But here is what I have found:

Sonoma Rustic Wire 9-Cubby

This unit is $215...not quite as discounted as I'd like (especially seeing as the black version at RH is on sale for $224 right now).

Has anyone seen a piece that looks similar to this? 




Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Newsday Tuesday: The Middle American Radicals have found their leader. Where is ours?

The election season has been bizarre to say the least. In a strange way, it's actually weaned me from my obsession. I *live* for election season. It's my favorite time of the year. I can't wait for Meet the Press, I get giddy when the debates are on. Everyone talks politics. Every paper is chock full of interesting articles, surveys, statistics .... It's like I've died and gone ...back to political science classes at Converse.  But this year, I'm left disillusioned, confused, angry, frustrated and frankly detached. I've actually stopped reading. I've stopped analyzing it, making predictions (ok, so I do have one -- I think Chris Christie is going to make a come back and shock us all), and talking to anyone who will listen about my favorite candidate. I've lost hope...I couldn't even keep up my presidential candidate series on this blog. I actually felt like it didn't matter. For the first time, I'm let down by our political system. (For me, this is detached...I know, I am still way more involved than the average person. I was probably due for an intervention at some point). You see, even at our most dysfunctional, we were still America. We were still that city on a hill, a nation that stood for something. But now, now I feel like we are under attack. Our values are under attack -- ironically enough, by a group of people who are angry because they think their homophobic, racist, radical values are under attack. Apparently, there's a significant portion of America that has lost its mind. Apparently, we're angry, and this anger has completely blinded us to the very principles that make us 'American'. We've realized that we aren't where we want to be in life, and somehow that is someone else's fault, not our own. Sure, the government has gummed up the cogs of productivity, and sure, it's time to clean house. If you want real change, then elect some rando to the Senate or the House. But this is the President we're talking about. THE. PRESIDENT. The person that represents us to the WORLD. The single most important to protect us from the goons with nuclear weapons.

Today on Morning Joe (what can I say old habits die hard...I'll never give up on Joe), the new Esquire poll was discussed. White men and women are the angriest people in this country - which is probably hysterical to everyone else in this country that doesn't fall into those two categories.  (To read more about this survey click here.) I recently came upon a National Journal article, and coupled with this survey, I've learned a lot about what seems to be the key to Donald Trump's success.

The National Journal posted an article by John B Judis discussing the "Return of the Middle American Radical" ... and I found some slight comfort in realizing that perhaps this crazy year is just somehow a normal part of our political ebb and flow. It's a long article, but I highly suggest you read it here. If not you can just read my synopsis (and my opinions).

In 1971 Donald Warren conducted a survey finding that about a quarter of the electorate fell into a category he called the "Middle American Radical" that, "was neither con­ven­tion­ally lib­er­al nor con­ven­tion­ally con­ser­vat­ive, but in­stead re­volved around an in­tense con­vic­tion that the middle class was un­der siege from above and be­low" (National Journal). 

This group of people were predominantly not college educated and held blue collar or low level white collar positions.  For the most part, these people felt as though the government favored the rich and poor simultaneously, while leaving them out.  They typically supported government endeavors like medicare, price controls, and wage regulation (oddly enough they also distrusted the government). On the other hand, they also held rather conservative views on race and poverty. Over the last decades, this sector has supported candidates like George Wallace, Ross Perot, and Pat Buchannon. This summer these people, previously unorganized and (slightly) silenced, found their leader, and they have bubbled to the surface once again.

Surprisingly enough, most of their issues have stayed in tact over the decades.  Illegal immigration is the new hot button, replacing racist ideas of the 60s, albeit, it's now just another form of racism. Trump's bombastic personality attracts these 'angry' radicals, and his showmanship does feed their need for a forceful candidate to come to their aid. It seems that unlike candidates like Bernie Sanders, who is garnering support based on his [crazy stupid unsustainable] policies, Trump gains support in part by personality, part from his policy, but mostly from his overall messaging. Trump is a populist, painting himself as a knight on a white horse coming in to save the day. He's going to save America from free trade agreements, a weak economy, China, and illegal immigrants. He isn't necessarily the new wave of Republicanism, instead he's the result of the populist movement that I believe is pulling Republicans (approximately 30-35%) to the dark side. And, slowly, Democrats are coming too. If Trump's appeal only stays with this 'radical' middle America, he's looking at only about 20% of the electorate on a national scale [breathe a sigh of relief]. However, we've spent months waiting for this fire to subside and it hasn't. I have said for the last 16 years, that America is in need of a strong moderate leader (ahem, Mitt) that is able to govern from the center and cater to both sides. It was said that Clinton's move to the center in 1994 helped to eliminate the middle class radicals -- only to have them rear their heads again after 8 years of excruciating conservatism and similar years of liberalism.

Somehow in the midst of our anger, we have forgotten that our nation was not created on foundation of consensus, but one of compromise. Political parties have become hell bent on forcing its own will without any consideration for the other side. The last 16 years of our history have been wrought with bitter fights and numerous gridlocked shutdowns.  The very quality that distinguishes America from the rest of the world is its ability to provide refuge for all, despite conflicting cultural, political, and religous viewpoints.  That in spite of all of the very things that tear nations apart around the world, Americans are able to join together to create a national government of and by the people. The Middle American Radicals seem to have their knight in shining armor, but for the rest of us -- where is ours? (ahem, Mitt.)

 
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